Are supposed to friends
This is like...a marriage, right?
Well then, stop sabotaging my efforts.
Because this is turning out to be quite the unhealthy relationship.

You have mooching problems.
Why cant you get a job and support yourself?
Wasting my resources.
Get your own batteries for once; your maintenance costs are far too taxing on my budget.

Olympus, darling. Our little rendezvous is over.
You cant have everything your way when it's time to take a picture!
I'm leaving you for that sexy Panasonic Lumix i saw in the catalog.
Or perhaps a Canon Powershot.
Don't miss me...the feelings not mutual.